Jerry Springer

[audadvnc]

Wow, what a show! I'd never seen it before this morning, down in the employee cafeteria. "Hippies and Hillbillies" was the title; two women were angry and arguing, then they bring out one of the husbands and ratchet up the volume, then the biggest and baddest husband comes out swinging! The crowd is pumped, the fists are flailing, they've got a musclebound bodyguard onstage wearing nothing but underpants and tattoos, who pulls the contestants apart when too much blood flows. It's the Worldwide Wrestling cage match of domestic violence!

Is America great or what!

[TeN]

not as good as Maury
Maury actually pretends to care and it's hillarious
and the people on Maury aren't actors

[audadvnc]

Well, I s'pose they can bring out an Imus-based version now, something like "cowboys and napsters"?